BREAKING NEWS

The BBC has just exploded. Large bricks and chunks of mortar have been reported falling as far north as Iceland. There is a large hole in London where news used to be. Some people have overreacted – but those people have been swiftly shot. This is indeed a dark day – because it’s night. Sleep tight.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20284124

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